I’m closing in on fifty. Hub is about 2 years behind me. I’m the youngest in my family, he’s the oldest in his. This means my parents are definitely older than his. And it also means his mother (and aunt) are older than us. His half-brother is younger, but very much an adult in age. He has 2 children, he will soon be divorced from his first wife, he’s currently in a relationship (and cohabitating) with a new girlfriend.
Adults.
Just setting the scene.
We had his family over for a barbeque on Sunday. I haven’t seen them in probably close to 2 years due to COVID and my migraine disease. I’m not really able to be in the car for the hour plus it takes to get to their house, and they rarely come here. But they came on Sunday, after some concerns about last minute cancelation because their dog was in the ER for an infection due to a bite wound. Turns out the ER was not ready to release their dog so they came over as scheduled.
In preparation for this family get-together, Hub and I baked desserts (cake and cookies and rice crispie treats) and made ice cream (for his mom and aunt, a favorite flavor they often request). We also went shopping for barbeque foods, bought/made and grilled hot dogs, hamburgers (homemade), and chicken breasts. Hub bought several bags of chips, we made roasted veggies, boiled fresh sweet corn on the cob, etc.
We baked the desserts because I had a (brief) conversation with his mother on Facebook about whether I would be up to baking for the get-together because I had just baked a TON of desserts for our local crisis shelter residents and staff. I promised I would come up with something since seeing them all was such a special occasion after almost two years. I baked the chocolate fudge cake from scratch, frosted it with homemade frosting, Hub decorated the top. I helped him bake special giant fun cookies from scratch, I helped him make the ice cream from scratch, and I made the rice crispies treats drizzled with melted white chocolate chips and butterscotch chips (this was for me since I can’t eat any of the other desserts).
So we were ready for a food-filled day, lots of which were homemade and special for his family.
His family arrived, we put out the chips for snacking (which they ate a lot of), they brought (non-alcoholic) drinks for them and the kids (Hub and I basically drink water/hot tea/coffee). There was much hugging and lots of “how are yous?” and “it’s been so long!” exclamations. I had a puzzle setup in the dining room so they migrated in to check it out and try to put some pieces in (after asking if they could). Hub and I were cooking food, putting condiments on the table, etc. Conversation turned to whether or not I had been up to baking for them, so Hub gently grabbed his mother and guided her into the pantry where we had the desserts waiting for later.
You would have thought none of these people had eaten in the last two years. Hub left the pantry to go check on the grill, so the rest of his family raced into the pantry and began exclaiming over the desserts. Then they opened the containers that the desserts were in and started taking them and shoving the food into their mouths.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Adults. Like goddamn children who had never been taught manners. OPENED MY CLOSED FOOD CONTAINERS AND BEGAN GRABBING FOOD WITH THEIR HANDS AND SHOVING IT IN THEIR MOUTHS. I guess I should have been grateful that they didn’t start digging their fingers into the cake and jamming it in their food-holes with their hands. They were laughing at my anger, completely ignoring how upset I was. And you couldn’t miss it, I did not hide my emotional state.
I was so appalled…and enraged. I stomped into the pantry and yelled at them to get out. Then I closed the door behind us. My mother-in-law had TWO rice crispie treats in her hands, marshmallow goo on her fingers and all around her mouth, and she’s cackling and chewing and screaming with her mouth open, “I didn’t take anything!” Haw haw haw. His brother had taken one of the giant cookies and (I was informed an hour later that he had only taken ONE cookie and everyone else had snatched pieces of his stolen cookie) and was eating it heartily. FINALLY, he said, they had been able to eat some of the delicious desserts they had been seeing posted on Facebook (mostly that I have donated to local charities/the fire department/the police station).
I was so angry my vision had turned red. Angry, disgusted, disrespected. I went back to whatever I had been doing at my kitchen island, preparing food for them (I literally ate chicken and roasted veggies, and that was it). They were discussing that maybe there were MORE treats hidden somewhere. Like was there ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER.
Y’all, they went back into my pantry and began moving the desserts off the chest freezer so they could open my fucking freezer to see if there was homemade ice cream inside.
Are you goddamn kidding me? ADULTS.
I went right back in there, nearly slammed the freezer top shut (just barely removing a child’s hand from the way first) and shrieked at them to get out of the room. I grabbed the dessert containers and put them back on top of the chest freezer, returned the cake to the top of the freezer, and pushed them out of the room once more.
They’re laughing, grinning, so excited at their discoveries. How fun for them!
I made it through dinner without any felonies. They ate meat, meat, and buns. A couple of ears of corn, two or three people ate a pittance of the roasted veggies. We cleaned up, re-set the table for dessert, and we set out the remainder of the desserts which included the afore mentioned homemade ice cream, plus several other flavors of store-bought ice cream, caramel and fudge sauce, and whipped cream. Hub cut the cake and served it to those who requested a piece. They ate a bunch of the big cookies, ate more of my rice crispies treats than I would have preferred, ate only the homemade ice cream…and then left tons of the food on their plates because they were so full from pre-dinner theft and chips grazing and meat/bread at dinner.
We began cleaning up, piling dessert dishes in the sink for later, running the dishwasher from dinner, making sure all the food was wrapped and put away. I made some doggie bags for Hub’s mother and aunt, his brother packed himself some cookies without asking. Once the kitchen was in order (at least for the time being), we moved into the family room to sit and talk and pet the dogs. I actually stepped outside for a bit with one of the dogs to try to recover some of my energy…I could have stayed out there for the remainder of the evening, but I didn’t. They hung out as Hub showed off some of his new electronic toys, and generally spent time. When they were ready to leave, we handed out the doggie bags, made sure everyone had everything, then saw them off. For me, it was time to get back to the kitchen to do a better clean and organize what remained from the evening food-wise. It also meant throwing things away and taking out the full trashbags from the kitchen. And then I found it…
Someone threw out an entire uneaten piece of cake by shoving it into my kitchen trashcan–missing the bag so that the chocolate cake was smeared down the inside of the can. And the mess was covered with a large wad of paper towels. Who did they think was going to clean that up when they went to empty the trash later? The maid? Who was going to empty the trash and miss the entire piece of chocolate cake with frosting smashed in there?
I mean sure, you didn’t have enough room? DON’T TAKE AN ENTIRE PIECE OF CAKE along with the cookies and rice crispies treats and ice cream. Didn’t like the cake? That’s fine, I’m not insulted…don’t jam it carelessly into the trashcan and leave me an extra fucking mess to clean up after I’d been on my feet prepping and cooking and setting up since 9am that morning for them. Don’t be so goddamn rude and disrespectful in my home. MY HOME. Repeatedly. Obnoxiously.
I would NEVER behave like any of that in someone else’s home, let alone my husband’s family’s home. Or my family. Never. Not even as a CHILD would I have been that obnoxious in someone else’s home, family or otherwise. NEVER. I knew better.
Later that evening, I sent my therapist, T, a message.
What do you do when the rude and inconsiderate people you would like to cut out of your life for your sanity are your in-laws?
Asking for a friend.
And can the friend bar these people from ever coming back to their home?
The end result of that conversation was that it was my house and my rules. No yelling–because that means you know your voice isn’t being heard–just stating the rules and keeping the rules of the house. As if they were obvious rules. (Which they should have been.) And that there doesn’t need to be black or white. I don’t have to bar them from the house, but I certainly don’t have to be there if they come to visit. I can do whatever I want–bar them from the house, don’t go to their house, don’t ever see them again–but make those decisions with a conscious understanding of the consequences.
I would never hurt my husband by never seeing his family again. I would never hurt him by telling him he couldn’t invite them to our house. I would never hurt him by treating them disrespectfully.
And I’m never going to let them treat me the way they treat him (they are so shitty to him, no joke I have complained about this for more years than I can remember). My house, my rules. Don’t like it? Don’t come over.
I would also NEVER disrespect them the way they disrespected me in my own home. NEVER. Not even after what they’ve done to me in my home.
Hub knows and understands how I feel. He agreed that it was disrespectful, but I don’t think he feels as strongly as I do about it. That’s okay, the fact that he acknowledged my feelings about it is good enough for me.
I’m still recovering from the evening, which is about par for the course for me. It’s a lot of physical work and standing and moving…and it’s a lot of mental energy of just participating. And not committing any felonies.